
Accidents Never Happen by Penny Zang
⭐ 4.25/5 Stars
Penny Zang is back with another gritty, female-centered thriller set in the 1980s, and this time she’s borrowed her title from a Blondie song. If you enjoyed the dark, edgy atmosphere of Doll Parts, you’re going to want to pick this one up!
Set in Baltimore in 1985, the story follows Madeline (Mad), a young woman trying to keep her family’s dive bar afloat while dealing with some pretty significant trauma. Her father disappeared and is presumed dead, and now her sister Annabel has gone missing, too. Even more disturbing, other bartenders around Baltimore have been disappearing, only to turn up dead days later. There’s a serial killer on the loose, and Mad is desperate to find her sister before it’s too late.
This book is gritty, atmospheric, and so very Baltimore. Zang does a fantastic job immersing readers in the city and the decade. There are wonderfully specific nostalgic references throughout, from Hands Across America to Mr. Yuck stickers. MR. YUCK STICKERS! I don’t think I’ve thought about those little green faces in approximately 40 years! 😂 But that’s exactly the kind of detail that makes a setting feel authentic rather than simply telling readers they’re in the 1980s.
One of my favorite elements is how thoroughly the story embraces Baltimore’s connection to Edgar Allan Poe. Poe famously died in Baltimore, and the city has claimed him as its own ever since. There’s even the fascinating tradition of the mysterious Poe Toaster, who would visit his grave annually and leave roses and a bottle of cognac. The novel weaves Poe’s legacy and the city’s gothic history into its central mystery, giving the whole thing an especially eerie atmosphere.
I’ve always found it interesting that where someone died can become more closely associated with their legacy than where they were born, and Baltimore has certainly embraced Poe!
Zang’s writing is wonderfully evocative without sacrificing the suspense. There’s something about the grimy dive bars, troubled families, local folklore, and 1980s nostalgia that works so well together. It’s dark and occasionally disturbing, but I was completely invested in finding out what happened to Annabel.
I really enjoy Penny Zang’s writing, and this second novel reinforces that she’s an author I’ll continue to follow. If you appreciate gritty, character-driven thrillers with strong female protagonists, a distinctive sense of place, and a touch of gothic atmosphere, I’d definitely recommend this one.
Thank you to Sourcebooks Landmark and NetGalley for providing me with an advance digital copy. All opinions are my own.
📚 Publication Date: January 12, 2027








